What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 20.06.2025 03:03

Then came..
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No, not a chance
Liam Neeson, Pamela Anderson Team Up in ‘Naked Gun’ Reboot’s Full Trailer - Yahoo
Hysterias & Posteriors
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Why do many women wear sleeveless shirts, more so than men?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why am I so afraid that gun owners have set traps to kill me outside my house or my car?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Another attempt resulted in ...
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
—
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Still no good.
Minds and Behinds
Is it okay for a wife who comes home from a date to tell her husband what she did?
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Bucheron and Myriel’s Karyn Tomlinson win James Beard Awards - Star Tribune
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Loons and Moons
Do guys prefer big boobs or small boobs? Why?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
They put up a sign reading
No way
Just Forget it!
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes